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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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wild-guy:

hi:

sooooo i got a new sweater that i’m going to wear whenever i go to a new persons house to make things a bit easier

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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